TO BE A MILLIONAIRE :)

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR
manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You
are employed."

He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to
fill in, as well as date when you may start."

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."
I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you
do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10
in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg
tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times,
and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this
Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money
doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then
he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US . He
started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the
conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied,
"I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an
email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you
could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at
Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an
office boy,
than a millionaire. .........

Have a great day!!! heheh...

Pls Note: - Do not forward this email to me back, I'm closing all my email
addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!

Smiling after reading is not mandatory!!! !

why miss universe must have tertiary level education...

Read it like an adult! This is very funny!purely jokes, nothing but jokes only. sent by my alumni member via our yahoo group.

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government

has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary

level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'
Miss USA : Lamp,
Miss Malaysia : Light bulb,
Miss Singapore : LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances. Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lion,
Miss Malaysia : Leopard,
Miss Singapore : LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'
Miss USA : Lexus,
Miss Malaysia : Lamborghini,
Miss Singapore : Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lemon,
Miss Malaysia : Lychee,
Miss Singapore , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lung (applause),
Miss Malaysia : Liver (even more applause),
Miss Singapore : LAN CIAU
The Judges fainted..!!!

Ayah....

Ayah talipon hari ini..
Ayah, satu-satunya orang yang menentang aku makan gaji. Ayah mahu aku buat agri, tapi aku tak ada modal dan tak ada tanah. aku tak kisah untuk tukar bidang kerana yang penting bagi aku sekarang untuk dekat dengan ibu dan ayah. Mereka dah separate, lama dah, dah 30 tahun dah. Ayah dah 70 lebih dah.

Masa Mr Chew (sbsb) ajak kerja kat Bahrain last year, aku bagi reason parent. Aku tak sanggup untuk tinggalkan parent, kalau aku kat Malaysia, senang untuk jenguk dia orang. Thats y aku cari kerja belah pantai timur. Mr Chew kata parent dia pun dah tua, tapi dia selalu jenguk. Lain lah, u duit banyak, any time boleh jenguk. Aku kalau jauh2 macam sekarang ni, berapa kali je boleh jenguk dalam sebulan? Duit boleh cari, insya Allah. Budi ibu ayah, bila lagi nak balas.

Dalam umur mereka sekarang ni tentu mereka kesunyian. Itulah aku nak selalu dekat dgn mereka...

I'm back..for a while

After being in terengganu with loads of works and troubles, i'm back....for a while. But sad, very sad.. my black cat sudah lari. first few days when i come back, itam looks so weak. Asyik tidor siang malam. Mula2 makan ok. Then after 2 days, i think, dia bantai tidor satu hari. I ingat dia pun ikut posa. bila bagi makan itam tak mau. Normally bila buka aje pek wiskers, itam akan kejar. Tapi hari tu dia buat donno. Dia makan jugak, separuh saja. Lepas tu dia duduk kat hall, termenung. I selalu usik dia, apahal, ko posa jugak ke? Sayu mata dia tengok orang. Pastu i datang dekat dia, hulur tangan, terus dia rebahkan badan dia mintak di belai. Belai dia kejap, pastu tinggalkan. Next, dia keluar, langsung tak balik sampai hari ni. Mana kau itam? Kalau my daughter, ika, tau itam lari or die, mesti ika nangis. Ika dok asrama. Kitorang lum bg tau dia lagi. dia nk spm,tak mau dia nangis. Itam is already part of our life... so close..