One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government
has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary
level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'
Miss USA : Lamp,
Miss Malaysia : Light bulb,
Miss Singapore : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'
MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances. Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lion,
Miss Malaysia : Leopard,
Miss Singapore : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!
MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'
Miss USA : Lexus,
Miss Malaysia : Lamborghini,
Miss Singapore : Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!
MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lemon,
Miss Malaysia : Lychee,
Miss Singapore , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!
This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lung (applause),
Miss Malaysia : Liver (even more applause),
Miss Singapore : LAN CIAU
The Judges fainted..!!!
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