Thursday, January 4, 2007

Management......

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her andsaid I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you....but the girlsaid NO.Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I?ll be finished by the time you pick it up.She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult herboyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Herboyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Halfan hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks whathappened......She said "The bastard used coins!!"

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